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Friday, July 25, 2008

PUBLIC NOTICE

NOTICE: Due to the repeated and ongoing abuse of the term "reality" in naming a particular genre of TV shows (I mean, seriously, people, in what universe is it "reality" to pick a group of people to drop onto some deserted island so they can play some totally bizarre games and vote people off? How is that remotely "reality"?), the Universe has decided to temporarily suspend reality and recalibrate for the societal perspective. You may notice some disruption of what was considered the longstanding and traditional "normal". This disruption is a natural consequence of recalibration and cannot be avoided. We apologize to the users of reality for the interruption and will attempt to bring reality back up as quickly as possible. Be advised, however, that reality will not be what it used to be. Society has spoken ...

In the meantime, we'll play the Muzak version of the Beatle's Yesterday. Feel free to talk among yourselves ...