The Best of the Worst

Just for fun … because you can't be serious ALL the time.

Top Classics
• Time travel joke — I’d tell you a joke about time travel… but you didn’t like it.
• Construction joke — I’m working on a construction joke, but I’m still building it.
• Elevator joke — Elevators are great—they really lift your spirits.

Food & Kitchen Groaners
• Spaghetti joke — I’m reading a book about anti gravity pasta. It’s impossible to put down.
• Egg joke — Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
• Cheese joke — What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Nerdy Dad Jokes
• Math joke — Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it wasn’t greater or less than anyone.
• Physics joke — I tried to make a chemistry joke … but all the good ones Argon.
• Computer joke — Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.

Animal Dad Jokes
• Cow joke — What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• Dog joke — I told my dog to stop chasing people on bikes. He said, “I can’t help it—I’m a cycle path.”
• Fish joke — Why don’t fish do well in school? They’re always swimming below sea level.

Everyday Life Dad Jokes
• Car joke — I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
• Laundry joke — I tried to catch some fog yesterday. Mist.
• Calendar joke — I got a job at a calendar factory but got fired for taking a couple days off.

One liners That Never Miss
• Stairs joke — I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
• Broken pencil joke — I’d tell you a joke about a broken pencil … but there’s no point.
• Dad joke about dad jokes — I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.