Knife Control
In Slovakia a student attacked several people at a school—a mass stabbing. One woman was killed, another injured, and child was injured. The nation is demanding an immediate ban on knives. Oh … wait … that’s not right. Why do people demand that guns get banned but other instruments of murder get ignored?
Another Crisis Averted
The U.S. Senate passed the Protect College Sports Act. The bill helps enforce a cap on how much teams can pay their athletes, limits athletes to transferring no more than one time without penalty, and other vitally important issues. Because solving real problems for this nation just doesn’t rise to the level of their attention and actually fixing things isn’t in their job description, I guess.
Mission Accomplished
After more than 20 years of American troop presence in Iraq, the troops have withdrawn. The pull-out was instigated by the Biden administration and carried out by the Trump administration. Iraqis celebrated, but I don’t think anyone celebrated more than Iran whose goal it is to eliminate American troops in the Middle East. Iraqis plan to secure the country on their own as allies of both the U.S. and Tehran … like that could actually happen.
Mystery Solved
Now we know why Russia is having so much trouble taking Ukraine. In an incident this week, a Russian Su-35 shot down a Russian helicopter in a friendly fire incident, killing everyone on the helicopter. Apparently Russian weapons systems are effective … against Russian weapons systems. Russia is now seeking Su-35 control for the nation.
Peace at Any Price
Russian President Putin is promising to use every weapon available up to and including nuclear weapons to defend its territory. It’s the least you would expect from the peace-loving Russian president who only wants to get along with everyone.
Your Best Source for Fake News
After recent terrorist attacks, the FBI has assembled an elite team of investigators to see if these attacks might be linked to a common ideology. One theory is a lot of terrorists watched Friends, so maybe they’re on to something. In other news, Trump realized his gambit to change the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America and Lake Ontario to Lake America was the solution to his latest dilemma. In order to win in the midterms, all he has to do is rename Democrats to Republicans and Republicans will win. Genius!! And, just for fun, because I remember these things, there’s the story of the 8-year-old Sunday School kid who showed up all excited, only to face severe disappointment when he discovered “Sword Drills” weren’t quite what they sounded like.
Must be true; I read it on the internet.
1 comment:
Knife Control
They really give away their hand when they don't call for strict knife laws. It isn't about the implement used to do the killing, it is about removing your ability to do anything about it when the government inevitably turns on us.
Another Crisis Averted
Besides colleges and college athletes, who has been wanting this? We have been told for 60 plus years that the goal of college was to be able to make more money after college, not during college. And guess what, who's going to be paying for these college athletes' paychecks? We are through more taxes I presume, because that is always the answer to any problem, more taxes.
Mission Accomplished
To be fair, I seem to remember it was Trump who started the draw down from Iraq, just Biden mucked it up royally. It happens because we in the West believe the entire world wants what we want, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The Middle East and the Far East don't want those things, but when we interact with them in the diplomatic level we treat them like they do. Not everyone wants to live in a secular democracy.
Mystery Solved
That's why Russia was able to not be lying when they talked up their "5th Gen" fighter. When you only test it against your other junk, of course it's amazing. Similar to how when I play games against bots, I'm awesome at the game, put real people in and I look like I barely know how to play.
Peace At Any Price
I simply don't understand his threats. He knows that if he nukes Ukraine the entire purpose of his campaign is over. Clearly he wants the natural resources Ukraine has to offer, but if you irradiate it, of what use is it. He has been nuke rattling for so long, one has to wonder if they even work anymore.
Post a Comment