Boggled
Police in California recovered $30,000 worth of stolen Labubus. Oh ... Labubus ... I had to look it up. That's a collectible plush toy for purses and bags. Yeah. I just don't ... wow. Is it the ridiculous value or the massive police effort for a toy that boggles my mind?
Boggled Again
The story is that the governor of New Mexico has declared a state of emergency ... because a particular county has high crime. I guess loosing law enforcement isn't sufficient. Apparently more money will fix it. Well, she declared the same thing in Albuquerque in April for the same reason and I'm sure the declaration has fixed that city's crime problem, so ... go with what works ... or doesn't.
Pot, Meet Kettle
Biden's son, Hunter, is in the news again after Melania Trump threatened to sue. Hunter claimed she was introduced to her husband by sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Hunter ... that paragon of virtue concerned only with truth and justice and the American way. Okay, the "American way" that includes "Get all you want for yourself any way you can."
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In January a 21-year-old woman armed and wearing tactical gear was stopped by federal officers. She exited the car and killed one of the officers. The Department of Justice is seeking the death penalty. The story says she is linked to the Zizians, a radical cult focused on veganism, gender identity, and AI. Another prime example of "the futility of their mind" (Eph 4:17-19).
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A DOJ employee threw a Subway sandwich at a federal officer (actual story). He was fired and could face charges. Meanwhile, people are lining up to be federal officers in the hopes of having a sandwich thrown at them. In Washington D.C., Trump is urging a federal takeover of D.C. police (actual story). In response, the D.C. police chief is asking about those black and white cars that go "wee-oo, wee-oo." And in a story that is not true but some wish was, Trump negotiated a ceasefire with Russia ... by giving them ... California.
Must be true; I read it on the internet.
1 comment:
Boggled
Maybe if people stopped paying hundreds of dollars for tiny plush collectibles they'd be able to afford their rent?
Boggled Again
When the Democrat governor calls for a state of emergency it's okay, but when Trump does it, it's authoritarian. Hey Governor, maybe if you didn't make it more difficult for police to do their job you'd have a better handle on it.
Pot, Meet Kettle
But don't you see, he's alright for it because crack is better for you than even alcohol because it's "purified" and just makes you better at everything. I mean, I don't think anyone believes she was trafficked. I'm pretty sure not every woman that came into contact with Epstein was a victim of sex trafficking. This whole episode is stupid. You really want me to believe Trump was involved with all this Epstein stuff, but when Biden was trying to lock him up for any little thing, they didn't bother to use the mother of all crimes?
Capital Punishment
Wait, I thought the DoJ under Biden had ended the death penalty? Well good for them.
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For those that might not know, the joke about the police chief comes from the fact that she didn't know what the "chain of command" was in an interview.
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