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Saturday, May 09, 2026

News Weakly - 5/9/2026

The Strange Tale of the Ended War
Last week we were told the war in Iran was over. This week we've seen renewed clashes with Iran. Ships and oil ports are hit. Fighting continues. We were told the war had ended. "You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means."

Culture of Death
A 17-year-old has been charged in the fatal stabbing of a 39-year-old man from Massachusetts in Time Square. The motive? The man stopped him from jumping turnstiles at the subway, a testament to our current "culture of death."

Culture of Death?
Yes ... a culture of death. We cry out against Israel defending themselves against the Palestinians and against Trump moving on Iran ... then we cry out against the court that limited access to abortion pills for the sake of medical safety and the Supreme Court restores access. Because if women can't kill their babies at will, who can they kill?

News of Importance
Then there's this critical news item. A horse named Golden Temp won the Kentucky Derby this week. Now, that is "news you can use" ... right?

Your Best Source for Fake News
A judge unsealed Epstein's suicide note from 2019 (actual story). Apparently it was written on Hillary Clinton's personal stationery? Is it weird that that makes some sense? A Dutch cruise ship is quarantined off the coast of Cape Verde in the Atlantic after three people have died of the hantavirus on board (actual story). Fauci has reported it as "amazing results" in "gain-of-function research" on a "cruise ship laboratory." He's pretty excited about it. Finally, California Governor Gavin Newsom is threatening to send more Californians to the rest of the nation if we don't give in to his demands. It's been a successful strategy so far, sending Californians to Red States to alter their voting results. Watch out, America. Then ... a bonus story. News has leaked out that the makers of the series, The Chosen, are going to pull a fast one this next season by killing off their main character and having him be resurrected. Come on, guys.

Must be true; I read it on the internet.

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